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Words are Funny

All professional comedy writers agree on the following techniques taught in my public speaking course. There are certain words that sound funnier than others. The sound of certain words can almost guarantee a laugh from your audience. The words you choose for your presentation can be very important to creating a successful witty line and not having a dud. 

 In Neil Simon's play, The Sunshine Boys, Willy, who is a main character, gives his nephew a lecture about comedy:

"Fifty-seven years in this business, and you learn a few things. You know what words are funny and which words aren't. Alka Seltzer is funny. You say "Alka Seltzer" you get a laugh . . . Words with "k" in them are funny. Casey Stengel, that's a funny name. Robert Taylor is not funny. Cupcake is funny. Tomato is not funny. Cookie is funny. Cucumber is funny. Car keys. Cleveland is funny. Maryland is not funny. Then, there's chicken. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny too."  Remember being funny is part of using the skills you learn in your public speaking course. 

Someone actually researched why the 'k' sound gets such a funny reaction. They deduced that it has something to do with the sounds we hear as babies that are associated with comfort. Like cootchie-coo, cuddle, cozy, etc. Note that these words don't have a 'K' in them, but they have the 'K' sound. Kinda Crazy, huh? Or how about Captain Kangaroo? That brings up a funny memory or two.


Those turkeys over at XYA (remember no Z's allowed) company can't hold a candle to our team of installers.

I'll bet you a cupcake to a cucumber the blue team will outsell the gold team.

So kids, keep on keeping on with what you learn in my public speaking course.

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